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if we can just change “via” to “courtesy” we’ll be perfect here

if we can just change “via” to “courtesy” we’ll be perfect here

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1910-again:

Charles Angrand, The Good Samaritan 1895

dang

1910-again:

Charles Angrand, The Good Samaritan 1895

dang

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same

same

(Source: vgjunk, via obscurevideogames)

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fightingforanimals:

asylum-art:

Realistic House Plant Cupcake by Alana Jones-Mann

Artist on Tumblr | Facebook

Inspired by a gardening project, Brooklyn-based baker Alana Jones-Mann decided to make cupcakes that look like common miniature cacti. Using frosting, green food coloring and of course, baking talent, Alana successfully made a bunch of cacti cupcake cuteness and even planted them on soil (crushed graham crackers). These realistic cacti cupcake are made with such impressive details that some of them even appear sharp to the touch. If you like those edible cacti and want to make your own, head on over to Alana Jones-Mann’s blog and find the step-by-step tutorial.

omfg

for a guy who can really completely annihilate a whole bag of candy at one sitting I have a pretty low threshold for cupcakes - like, I’ll eat one, which is weird for me, I don’t eat one of anything generally - but CHECK OUT THESE WICKED-ASS CUPCAKES

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shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

want the NASA nap, but fear I would get stressed out by its proximity time-wise to the Bad Nap

shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

want the NASA nap, but fear I would get stressed out by its proximity time-wise to the Bad Nap

(Source: itsaisha5hah, via stephenfalk)

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eytancragg said: How can I shed the bitterness and cruelty that my life has beaten into me before now?

I don’t know your situation and I’m not you and I kinda don’t do advice, because advice is presumptuous! Like there’s general living-life stuff, a lot of which turns out to be really profound but which when I was younger seemed like “shit people tell you just because it’s what they say.” For example: it’s in my nature to get up and start working on stuff. On whatever. Songs, books. Playing video games back when I played video games (I haven’t renounced them but I have lost interest so all I play now is those annoying Facebook games that when you see people’s status saying I JUST ACHIEVED LEVEL ELM IN FOREST SAGA! you judge them. I am he. I am the judged). But then I became a dad, and if me and my little dude are both awake and it’s seven and I see the daylight outside, rain or shine, I think…you need to not be conscripting little dude into your I-tend-to-stay-inside lifestyle, which is a learned behavior anyway. So we get outside. I haven’t run a spreadsheet on this but it feels like to me if I get a walk in with my little dude in the morning, the very worst the day has to offer thereafter pales in comparison to how I started the day, and on lousy days that can be really meaningful to me. Again, I’m not saying “whoever you are, whatever your situation, just take a walk!” That would make me an asshole, saying that. I’m saying “you asked for advice, but I don’t do advice, but I can tell you things I do and if they sound useful to you, they’re things you might try.” 

Mornings when I put off opening the laptop for several hours almost invariably result in better days for me than the ones (usually on the road) when I wake up and PLUG INTO THE FUCKIN MATRIX HERE WE GO and then irritate myself with news of all the terrible people doing and saying terrible things that I can’t do a damn thing about anyway. Do I stay engaged enough with the news cycle to know about what’s going on? Of course; I care. Do I have to know every last hateful thing about all the hateful people? No, of course not - I don’t need all that stuff inside me. I only need to know enough to figure out what positive change I might be able to help effect. 

Again, this isn’t advice. I’m not qualified to give advice. (If I write good songs that help people, that’s rad, but it no more qualifies me to give advice than a good carpenter’s table qualifies him to tell me how to deal with anger.) I’m just reporting what works for me: keep an umbilical connection to the outside world - trees, light, solid ground; avoid obsessive behavior; seek the delightful, shun the hateful. My son taught me this last one. He is a philosopher. 

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wolfpupy said: there is a rumor you will still be touring when the planet is a cold radiating wasteland and the sun has gone out

put this one in the FACT column wolfpup

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Eyeball matrioshke [2009]

mostlysignssomeportents:

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Read the rest…

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devil-in-shortwave said: I read somewhere that this years U.S. tour is rumored to be your last, and I just wanted to know where these rumors come from and if there is an merit behind them??

Not sure myself where this sort of rumor comes from, but it’s been going on since at least 1997, when there were “rumors” (scarequoted because they seemed more like “stuff somebody just said at some point for no traceable reason”) that Full Force Galesburg was to be my last album. There were rumors that I was in graduate school, there were rumors I was on hard drugs. (As a grown-up whose hard drugs use is so small in the rear-view that the memory seems more like a dream, this one was pretty funny, about as likely as “he did a triathlon last week “.) 

I personally have no idea what drives / inspires people to say “I know a thing about which I do not actually know.” Like, I can’t imagine myself saying “this will probably be Nasty Savage’s last tour” unless I personally had talked to Nasty Ronnie and he’d said “absolutely, tell the world, this is it.” Then I would do as Nasty Ronnie asked. Until and unless you hear me say “this is it, I’m not going out again” it seems pretty safe to assume that I’ll be going out again; when anybody asserts something without linking to a credible source, it’s pretty safe to to assume they’re fronting. 

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obscurevideogames:

nosy - ParanoiaScape (Jorudan/Mathilda - PSX - 1998) 

video pinball was awesome then and is awesome now fyi

obscurevideogames:

nosy - ParanoiaScape (Jorudan/Mathilda - PSX - 1998) 

video pinball was awesome then and is awesome now fyi



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