milkbeyondmilk said: do you listen to the podcast "Welcome to Nightvale"? It's an NPR-style podcast about a small town overrun with eldtritch horrors. it contains lines like this: "The Boy Scouts of Night Vale have announced some slight changes to their hierarchy, which will now be as follows: Cub Scout, Boy Scout, Eagle Scout, Blood Pact Scout, Weird Scout, Dreadnought Scout, Dark Scout, Fear Scout, and finally, Eternal Scout." It seems like it might be your thing
Yeah I’m a huge fan and have mentioned it on Twitter a few times - somebody at a show in Grand Rapids last year said “you should go listen to this thing” so I did. It’s terrific. Anybody who doesn’t know what we’re talking about should go subscribe to it here and then listen while lying on the floor with the lights out, or on the couch with the lights out if you’re not hardcore enough for the floor, but in any case Night Vale is really worth making an occasion of.